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"Welcome to the first Sworn Brother Sweater-Vest World Takeover Convention! I invited Charley too but he said he was busy. Pity.
Everyone got their sweater-vests?"
"You are aware it's just me, Pondé didn't arrive..."
"Pity."
"Brother, what kind of wool is this made from, because you know how I feel about wo-"
"Later today we venture out into the wide expanse of Iris, parading about in our unity of the sacred hair we wear on our torso.
IMAGINE IT SWORN BROTHER BRAMBLE, the population agape in shock and astonishment, frozen by the fear of bad fashion and social rejection looming over their good names, and all because we have enlightened them of the dashing attire we choose to equip!"
"Ss-s-SACRED HAIR??"
"You know, from sheep?"
"Oh. Oh of course! The ones that don't talk! I suppose that's acceptable, I don't know how my brethren will react though."
"Fuck your brethren, they just can't take the heat.
Get it? Because it's silly for sheep people to wear wool, they'd get too hot, HAHA!"
":I"




Something to do to pass the time. Any outstanding art is being worked on, I'm under a lot of pressure as of recent.

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"RAINBOWS!"

And whool!